Vegan Landlord

Vegan Landlord

V1
So your hanging out like someone who cares
And going to all the Vintage Fairs
Buying local like you know you should
Eating protein and whole earth food

Chorus
But your a Vegan landlord and you own 2 homes
You rent the dump to vegetarian friends
Keep the loft apartment for your self
And make them pay for your retirement plan

V2
Now your buying vinyl like a real cool dude
And drinking shakes with names like nude
Donated your CDs to a charity store
Then told us all about it like a fucking bore

Chorus
Coz your a Vegan landlord and you own 2 homes
You rent the dump to vegetarian friends
Keep the loft apartment for your self
And make them pay for your retirement plan

V3
Well You heard that someone’s against your views
So you called your gang like bullies do
You found their space and you shut them down
You killed their freedom in your facist town

Chorus X2
Coz your a Vegan landlord and you own 2 homes
You rent the dump to vegetarian friends
Keep the loft apartment for your self
And make them pay for your retirement plan